All Men Are Cremated Equal - Funny Funeral Director T-ShirtMachine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat This humorous tee is perfect for any mortician, funeral director, embalmer, or undertaker. The custom distressed, retro style graphic reads "All Men Are Cremated Equal." An excellent gift for those in the Funeral Services business. Wear it under your lab coat, to provide comic relief in the crematorium, embalming room or at the bar after work. Provides a little gallows humor for those who's job it is to