David Penis ApronsWanna Ruin Dinner and Make Everyone at the BBQ Cry Laugh? Good. Thats exactly what the David Penis Apron is for. Its the perfect blend of highbrow art and lowbrow balls out comedy literally. We took the world famous statue of David, added a majestic Michelangelo style penis, slapped it on a flimsy apron, and called it a masterpiece. So yeah, its the apron with a dick. Its not for baking cookies with grandma its for blowing up bachelor parties,
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